The New Nation - Internet Edition

Every time you meet a new guy, is it the same old story? Do you face the same pitfalls over and over again? Are you almost ready to check in with a shrink to see if you have some psychological issues about relationships? Maybe the problem isn't you, but the kind of men you date. Picking potential beaus can be a hard task. But fear not, ladies! We've compiled a survival guide to help you steer clear of men you are better off without. We'll tell you how to identify these particular specie of male and give you the real deal on what they're about.

The Player

How to spot him: He's well-groomed, a native speaker of sweet talk and confidence hangs on him like the Armani cologne he's wearing.

Why we fall for him: If there is one thing we all know it's that confidence is always sexy. The player knows he's hot and he's got the notches on his bedpost to prove it. Like a decadent chocolate brownie, we know he's bad for us, but sometimes you just can't resist those smooth-as-butter lines.

Bottom Line: Words are just words. You may think he's Prince Charming, but open your eyes to his commitment phobia. If a guy can't commit to sleeping in the same bed every night, he'll never be able to give you the 'Big C" you deserve.

The Mama's Boy

How to spot him: He's cute, respectful and remembers what his Mama told him about being nice to girls.

Why we fall for him: We find his concern and devotion to his mother just plain adorable. We think that if he treats his mother like a queen--he's bound to give us the royal treatment as well.

Bottom Line: Wake up and smell the tea. The reality is that his mother isn't just the queen--she's queen bee and she isn't cutting the cord anytime soon. There is only room for one woman in his life, so don't be surprised when he drops you for home-cooked naan and clean laundry.

The Bad Boy

How to spot him: He's cocky, macho and has more tattoos than Dennis Rodman. His idea of a perfect date is riding his harley at 100 mph down a wet highway.

Why we fall for him: The fact that he doesn't care what others think of him makes us swoon. He's dangerous, everything our parents warned us about and that makes us want him even more.

Bottom Line: Living on the wild side can be fun for awhile, but if you are planning to settle down with kids someday, chances are your bad boy may not want to join you for that ride. You can't change him, so stop trying.

The Scrub

How to spot him: He's young, parties like it's his job and never has any cash.

Why we fall for him: We are attracted to the scrub because he's younger than us. He brings a breath of fresh air to our routine life since spontaneity is his middle name. On top of that, he will dote on us because he is intrigued by "experienced" women.

Bottom Line: He's using you. Many younger men like to date older women because they know they can cajole them into buying them expensive gifts. But girls, those hard-earned dollars don't make themselves! Kick that parasite out of your home and stop feeding his Playstation 3 addiction. You are a successful, brilliant woman and you deserve someone better than a boy scout.

The Baggage

How to spot him: He's perpetually looking off into the distance with a dreamy look in his eyes, reminiscing about his old girlfriend. He's hurting inside and doesn't care to hide it.

Why we fall for him: We think we can rescue him from the dark depths of despair. He loves to talk to us, even though he's usually talking about his ex. He is able to let down his guard and open up to us about his emotions.

The Bottom Line: You misinterpret his trusting you with his personal information as a sign that he thinks you are special and different from other girls. Well, you are. But not in the way you think. You may be his confidante, but he's still hung up on what's-her-name. He's not ready to get over his past, and you shouldn't waste your time waiting.

This list may make it seem like we've eliminated 95% of males from the dating pool, but you have to remember that you deserve only the best. Don't sell yourself short by settling for Mr. Wrong. Just remember the five types of men to avoid and when you find yourself hitting all the right notes with Mr. Right across the room - you'll have us to thank for it.